Who are Cat-a-List and Rat-a-Lin?

With all the gazillions of blogs clogging the wires of the internet, why would I bother to write another one, and why would anyone bother to read it?; This is certainly just a another drop in this ocean of nonsensical mental outbursts. However a blog is our revenge against ideologically controlled media and our opportunity to let our thoughts out of this rubicund bony box of ours, that protects our mind producing organ; the brain.
So, independently of who reads it, I find a freeway to silently shout out loud, what I think. Surely enough among the 6 billion people cramping up our planet , probability theory predicts that at least a handful will agree with me.
So, not as frequently as I would like, I’ll attempt to use this space as the playground of my mind, and if I do not change the ways of the world, at least I have a good excuse to exercise my Anglophone writing skill , since you might have spotted by my accent, English is not my first language. I am not apologetic if I unduly trespass the grammar rules , because I speak 8 European languages, while I know of few English speakers who bother to master more than two. And with all this said I’ll start my ramblings.
I am a foreigner. In fact I am an extra-terrestrial biologist who arrived on Earth to do a study of the life forms of this planet. After I arrived I morphed into a cat and while I wandered around some random houses in some random village, I was kindly taken in by a nice cat loving pair of humans.
My task was then to use the opportunity to access the information sources of these humans and produce a list of impressions about these life forms. Unfortunately, my space ship disintegrated when it hit Earth and I am now stuck here in the shape of a cat. However I have not much to complain since I am well fed, protected from the elements and have a diverse number of life forms of other species sharing the same house. Thus I can study and compare the different cognitive systems and social arrangements that characterise each one of them.
My humans call me Catalyst, because I start up complex arguments . I live in a household populated with many other species. Other real cats, Guinea pigs and even an old Chinese rat who calls himself Rat-a –Lin.
Since I have no hands you may wonder how do I write this blog. Well, I wait patiently until the female human gets ready to work on her computer. I walk softly over her keyboard persuading her to stroke me which induces her into a state of trance. Then I connect my mind to hers, and make her write. When she wakes up I retreat to same original position and she thinks that nothing had happened in between. At night I curl myself very carefully around her head on her pillow, and I download all the information from her mind into my memory system.

Rat-a-Lin gives me insights about human society and constantly compare is with his rodent origins. Since I have the ability to understand animal language, I do not need to resort to trick mind download processes with the rest of the house community.
This blog expresses what I have learn about these complex living creatures on this planet from the point of view of an outsider.